Title: Belling the Cat
Genre: RPS
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 LIKE WHOA.
Word Count: ~5700
Warnings: Mild D/s themes, some animal-like behavior. (NOT bestiality.)
Summary: Jensen is a great boyfriend. His only fault, Jared figures, is that he's so darned sneaky. Jensen says he can't help it - he's a werecat and werecats are naturally ( Read more... )

Title: How to Date an Angel in 140 Characters or Less
Pairing: Sam/Castiel
Rating: PG-13
Words: ~1400
Warnings: Crack schmoop. Croop? Schmack? Some swearing.
Summary: Castiel has found a new use for his phone. Unfortunately for Sam, he isn't too clear on the concept of "privacy".
A/N: This is a sequel to Words With Angels. I don't think it's ( Read more... )

Happy 4th of July! Have some porn where I pretend that real people are werewolves! *facepalm*

Title: Potential
Rating: NC-17
Genre: J2 AU. Uh, not a whole hell of a lot of plot.
Word count: ~3900
Warnings: Language, minor D/S, werewolves, ridiculousness
Disclaimer: lololol pretty sure none of this is true.
A/N: This was written for this prompt ( Read more... )

HELLO I WROTE THIS EXTREMELY SELF-INDULGENT PORN ABOUT PORN.

Title: One Time Only
Genre: J2 AU
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~3200 words
Disclaimer: Completely fictional. No offense is intended toward the real people whose images I have misappropriated for this story.
Warnings: Sex, exhibitionism, minor power play, porn industry
Enticements: Toppy!Jensen ( Read more... )

Title: A Thousand Words on My Tongue
Genre: CWRPS, Jared/Misha AU
Rating: NC-17
Words Count: ~3900
Warnings: Yes, there is sex in this NC-17 fic. It's shocking, I know.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. No disrespect is intended toward the real people whose images I have appropriated for this story.
A/N: This was written for jaredmisha's ( Read more... )

aldehyde and me on Jensen at JIB on el twitter:

@cosmicomelette: Photo: he looks like a megadouche with this beret, but still hella gorgeous byo-shin: http://tumblr.com/xus231nk8m@the13thchapter: if i saw him on the street, i would totally be all "who is that hot douchebag? he looks like an ASSHOLE but i would do him ( Read more... )

Title: Words With Angels
Pairing: Sam/Castiel
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1380
Warnings: Crack, schmoop, not to be taken too seriously. Shameless pilfering of wikipedia.
A/N: Okay, in case you are not aware, in real life, Jared and Misha are fierce Words With Friends rivals. obstinatrix was musing about how Sam and Cas should also play Words With Friends, but ( Read more... )

Title: Caged
Genre: J2, ridiculously AU
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~2900
Warnings: Exhibitionism, barebacking.
Disclaimer: This is 100% fiction and has no bearing on reality. No disrespect is intended toward the real people whose images I've misappropriated for this fic.
Summary: Written for a prompt at spn_hardcore's Animal Traits meme: The boys are a bonded ( Read more... )

The other day, miss dugindeep declared that I didn't fully appreciate a certain part of one Jensen Ackles' exemplary body. I was bid do penance. So then this happened.

This is also for aldehyde because...well, she knows why. ♥

( ~730 words, j2, R, jensen's ass. )

Title: What I Did On My Summer Vacation
Pairing: JDM/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2332
Warnings: Power play, boss/intern
Disclaimer: TOTALLY not true.
A/N: This was written for blindfold_spn and the prompt Jensen (aged about 18-20) is interning at JDM's place of work (wherever/whatever that may be!) and winds up riding Jeff's dick in his fabulous ergonomic ( Read more... )